EVENT ONE: JUNE 21ST-28TH

[luminals]

TAKE BACK KNOWHERE
When: June 21-28
Who: Everyone.
Where: All over Knowhere, ending in the Continuum Cortex and Observation Deck.

Event details are here, IC announcement is here.

Prose & Action brackets are both acceptable ways of posting to these comments, please be mindful of what threads you are posting under!

Comments

[isitapony]

Whatever I am? Buddy, I'm human. You know, from Earth?

[Sure, that didn't sound even the slightest bit like a conceited bit of outrage. It reminded her of the many, many times she'd heard 'don't you know who I am?' Great. She was the galactic rich boy. Kill her now.]

Take me fl-- you're kidding, right?

[knightoflight]

Earth? Is that what you are? An earth?

[Forgive him: he's trying.]

Would I kid about something like that?

[He likes a joke, but he'd never lie about flying. It's slowly sinking in to him that he's going to be able to maybe fly here. ]

[isitapony]

No. I'm an Earthling. A human.

[Wow. Guess she was like that neighbor that everyone gave the stinkeye too because of the dismantled truck on the front yard. Rude, aliens.]

I don't know. Would you?

[knightoflight]

Earthling. Got it.

[Sounds a little nicer than 'earth', really. It sounds almost cute.]

[Others of his kind have been to Earth, just not his band of knights. And he's feeling terribly parochial because of it right now. ]


I...I wouldn't? [Not a master of joking with aliens, apparently, is Wing.]

[isitapony]

[Anything but 'cute', Wing. She's tiny and blonde. Cute is a misnomer she hears constantly.]

No? Well then. We've settled that.

[They hadn't settled squat, but there were more pressing issues than future flying lessons. Like what the hell they were doing there in the first place.]

[knightoflight]

[But he thinks 'cute' is a good thing!]

So that's progress!

[He says, brightly, and then there's a slightly awkward moment of silence before he blurts out.]

So....this is very different from your life on Earth, then?

[isitapony]

[It is, but only when said by members of her family or anyone with enough Veronica Points to get away with saying it. To her face.]

... You could say that. I guess if this is real, I shouldn't expect everyone to just know what Earth is like, huh?

[knightoflight]

[He is unfamiliar with this new currency of Veronica Points.]

It feels pretty real to me. And I'm pretty sure i couldn't dream up something like you or this Earth of yours.

[isitapony]

[He'll learn. =|]

No? I don't know, Earth's pretty mundane as far as interesting things go. Now, a planet full of robots...

That'd be interesting.

[knightoflight]

[Or die trying! ]

Oh, Cybertron? Cybertron was wonderful, yes. Well, before the war, at any rate.

[isitapony]

War. Huh. What is it good for?

[Go, queen of lyrics.]

Kind of surprised that robots got all grr with each other. What were you fighting over? Oil changes?

[Hey, Veronica. Kind of rude.]

[knightoflight]

Not much, I'm afraid. It brought nothing but pain and destruction to our people.

[Excuse the pacifist knight.]

It was, well, complicated. Politics, and starvation.

[isitapony]

[So he's the literal type of robot. Good to know.]

Right. Not enough oil? Seems to be a universal problem.

[knightoflight]

[It's not his fault. You're his very first human!]

Energon, really. It's an ore we mine and refine.

[Wait....]

Your kind drinks oil, too?

[See? They have something in common already!]

[isitapony]

Well, they say it's transfat free, but I still leave smears on things after eating chips.

[It was a joke, Wing. Ha. Ha. See? Funny.]

No, we don't eat oil. Not like, refined oil. We use that for cars and boats and, well, machines.